"fone soliciter" by Kelly
he called me yestarday
guess ill call him back today
looked at the caller id
then i really bad to pee
he called me up to sell me stuff
while i was eating a pizza-pufff
i fell in love with his vocie
i stalked him, he had no choice
i went to his house
he had a pet mouse
that i wanted to lick
but instead i evanted his dick
chours
he got creeped out
and he began to shout out
you stalker chick
back off my dick
chours
two weeks later
we shared a tator
we watched dark vador
he said im beging to hate her
